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Parkerâs POV
Written by: Parker Kligerman
Stockholm syndrome occurs when an abducted person starts to develop positive feelings for their captorâor something like that. I canât be bothered to look up the actual definition, as Iâve just finally woken up from my week in a Daytona hotel room. Right, thatâs being a bit dramatic, but thereâs no doubting that when the Xfinity race was postponed from 11 am to 9 pm on Monday morning, there were a few in the series who wondered if we might ever leave Daytona.
But it wasnât all bad. After being canceled on Saturday due to inclement weather and realizing the Daytona 500 had little chance of occurring on Sunday, over dinner with my parents, my girlfriend and I hatched a getaway plan. We texted my whole team and offered them the chance to join us. The plan? Make a run for it around 10 am on Sunday morning.
Escape the surroundings of a wet and cold Daytona for something drier and way coolerâSPACE! Not in terms of room to move, but the thing surrounding everything outside this blue marble we call Earth. Itâs been a bucket list item of mine to one day see a Saturn V rocket in person. Why? Because Iâve watched basically everything about them since I was a kid. There was a short time, when I wanted to be an astronaut. That was until I realized my intelligence level was better suited for going in circles rather than figuring out the square root of them.
The Saturn V rocket, which took the Apollo astronauts to the moon, is considered the most complex machine ever built by humans. It had over three million parts that all needed to work in harmony perfectly. Then thereâs the size. These rockets stood over 300 feet tall, or basically a 30-story building, and would be propelled to a speed as fast as a bullet, all towards another rock suspended in the nothingness of space. In todayâs money, each launch cost over $1 billion US dollars.
When you stand near it, eventually, you realize it flies, and then your mind shifts to the tippy-top, like the lead end of a pencil, which is where the three guys sat with absolute balls of steel. Most likely thinking at some point, âWhy in the hell did I agree to this?!â
Which is basically every race car driver on the morning of a Superspeedway race. Although not nearly as deadly if something goes wrong, the fact is, as a NASCAR driver, your chances of hitting something really, really hard and testing the wherewithal of your safety equipment are quite high. But thatâs the good partâsafety equipment. The astronauts of the Saturn V era werenât so lucky if things went wrong. Welcome to the big sleep.
Really there is no reason to compare astronauts and race car drivers. We all know without a doubt that the braver, more heroic, and steelier nerves belong to the astronauts. Because, in typical Superspeedway fashion, when the races finally were run, there were a lot of big crashes.
I was in one of them, which sadly took one of the fastest superspeedway cars Iâve ever had the pleasure of driving out of contention. But with lots of big hits, many scary-looking, everyone went home.
Albeit for us in the Xfinity series, it meant very late. Personally, I got to my North Carolina bed at 5 am, making it an almost 24-hour day. Then I thought, âWhat would the Apollo astronauts have given for just a split second of assurance, the moment the Saturn V rocket engines fired, that they would have another long day?â
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Just when we thought weâd caught our breath from 2023âs finale in Abu Dhabi, F1âs off-season has been anything but quiet. Here is a quick recap:
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Andrettiâs bid was denied
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Toto and Susie Wolff were investigated
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Christian Horner is now being investigated
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Lewis Hamilton is making a groundbreaking switch to Ferrari
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Team names have gotten WAY out of hand
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Netflix superstar, Guenther Steiner, was fired from Haas
And thatâs just a few of the changesâŚ
In the mix of car launches and team name changes, Fernando Alonso voiced a critical concern over the lack of time to test the car ahead of the season: âI cannot understand why we donât go to Bahrain for four days,â. No one tell him that there was no practice before qualifying for this yearâs Daytona 500. đł
As teams gear up for Bahrainâs testing, all eyes are on Red Bullâs RB20, a testament to âcontrolled aggressivenessâ according to Max Verstappen. With the paddock split between revolutionary designs and evolutionary strides, the real question is, can and will the RB20 be stopped?
However, that is a question that probably wonât be answered until March.
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